Following the Government’s £1,000,000 pay-out for suicide bombers, school pupils everywhere are signing up for the new big money career.
As Year 9 pupils choose their options for the upcoming GCSE years, schools are adding Suicide Bombing to the curriculum. Schoolboy, little Bobby Thape (13) is not sure whether to take the combination of French, History and PE along with his core subjects, or possible change PE for the more lucrative money spinner of Bombing.
‘The teacher in Bombing is really good, so I’m not sure what to do. I’ll probably ask my mum,’ said little Bobby.
‘She’ll probably say do Double Science, because although the money’s good in Bombing, the pension plan is really poor,’ added little Bobby.