Syrian people looking forward to being blown up


Whilst Britain and America prepare for a pissing contest with Russia, the Syrian people are getting excited about being blown to pieces.

Local Syrians are buzzing their tits off at the prospect of being bombed by well-made western weapons, with many Syrians admitting that they have way too many arms and legs, and would appreciate losing a few.

Army Chief, Sir Peter Thape has assured the Syrian people that our weapons of death will kill all the right people.

‘We’re what’s known as the ‘Good Guys,’ so we’ll go in there and kill the baddies, like in a film,’ offered Sir Peter Thape.

‘You can trust us. We’ve thought this through. Might even use Bruce Willis,’ added Sir Peter.