Theresa May has a taxi from Street Cars of Weatherfield standing by for her imminent departure from Downing Street.
As Boris Johnson rejoices in the success of his long term plan coming together, Theresa May looks set to return to her old job of handing out the changing room garment numbers at BHS.
Street Cars owner, Jim McDonald drove down to London this morning, after getting the call from Mrs May.
‘They’re all plotting against her, so they are,’ said Jim.
‘She’s not long for this job, so she isn’t,’ added Jim.