The countdown to hating each other begins on Facebook


Britain is enjoying the last few hours of pleasantly encouraging one another to vote before the real hatred spills out in the small hours of tomorrow morning.

Panic and fear sits just below the surface, as each side sends last-minute warnings of apocalypse to the other.

Local voter, Peter Thape is planning to get up at about 2 o’clock on Friday morning to start his two yearly rant about moving abroad.

‘This year I can combine my ‘We’re really thinking about leaving the country,’ rant with ‘Oh yeah, we can’t, ‘cause of Brexit!’ said Thape.

‘Once again, I’m planning to be shocked and disappointed by how stupid people are,’ added Thape.