Theresa May cancels the milk for Wednesday


Prime Minister, Theresa May has popped a little note in her empties cancelling any more milk from Wednesday onwards.                       

The note, which was clearly visible on the No. 10 doorstep this morning, also asked for a toastie bread, and a pint of orange juice.

Westminster milkman, Peter Thape rattled his float along the Downing Street cobbles before picking up the note just before 5am.

‘I’ll be straight round Tuesday night- she owes me £17.25 for December,’ said Thape.

‘She could do with rinsing her empties too,’ added Thape.