Theresa May returns to her porn star work

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Former Prime Minister, Theresa May has returned to work in the porn industry again.

Out of work, and unable to claim benefit because of her resignation, May has returned to the career that she made her name in.

May was a household name in the 80’s and 90’s along with Linda Lusardi and Sam Fox, before deciding to pursue a career in politics

‘Gonna shake the old money maker,’ said Mrs May.

‘Won’t do anal any more though – haemorrhoids,’ added the former PM.