Theresa May to be decommissioned


The Conservative Party have admitted that the time has come to turn off the Theresa May.

The May will be powered down over the course of this week, and replaced by an updated version.

Chairman of the Conservative Party, Peter Thape has suggested that The May will still be used for speaking engagements at The Women’s Institute.

‘We might also wheel May out at future Party conferences,’ said Thape.

‘Over time, people will forget that May brought all this on herself, by calling a General Election in 2017,’ added Thape.