Theresa May to have a baby – Ant McPartlin to be the father


Theresa May, who has seen the Prime Minister of New Zealand soar in popularity, is now also considering having a baby.

May is very much aware that a baby could help win vital support from the backbenches in her drive towards Brexit.

May’s team have approached popular TV presenter Ant McPartlin, who is currently out of work, with a view to fathering the little Tory.

‘I promise not to get pissed up,’ said Ant McPartlin.

‘And, he can live with his mam when I go in the jungle…if I get back on that gig,’ added McPartlin.