Theresa May to slag off Russia on Facebook, if she doesn’t get answers


Theresa May has worked out a pretty smart retaliatory plan for when Russia doesn’t admit to poisoning their spies by the midnight deadline.

May intends to give Russia a one star review on Facebook, and then get all her mates to say how they had a bad experience with them, too.

Russian premier, Vladimir Putin is sitting staring at the clock right now, bricking his pants waiting for big, hard Theresa May to come and batter him.

‘I’m proper shittin’ it. Whoo, I’ve gone all shaky,’ said Putin, doing that pretend thing with his legs.

‘I own your country, you dicks,’ added Putin.