‘This might just have been an allergic reaction,’ says Corbyn


Jeremy Corbyn has put forward the theory that the Russian ‘spy poisoning’ might simply have been an allergic reaction.

Corbyn has stressed that both the father and daughter getting poorly at the same time points towards a genetic predisposition to an allergy, plus the policeman might have it too.

Corbyn has told parliament that a simple series of skin tests will probably sort this out, not forgetting to test for shellfish, which often gets dismissed too quickly.

‘Sesame is a really big one, nowadays. Course, you’ve got McDonalds to thank for that one,’ said Corbyn.

‘What about Pollen? My second cousin’s got that,’ added Corbyn.