Tony Blair apparently still alive

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Last year, when loads of famous people died, Tony Blair was not one of them, and is still functioning, and offering political opinion.

Blair, who famously got the Labour Party elected by becoming the Conservative Party, and then took his country into a war that every intelligent person warned him against, has decided to pitch in with his thoughts on Brexit. Peter Thape voted ‘Remain’ at the referendum, and has a message for the former PM.

‘We don’t need your opinion, thanks; it’s as welcome as a horse helping me shut the empty stable door,’ said Thape.

‘If you’ve got something to say, say it to your £10,000 a plate dinner audiences,’ added Thape.