Boris Johnson will lead the football style chanting of the Prime Minister’s name as conference welcomes her to the lectern today.
Johnson is well aware that his own two-syllabled surname lends itself much better than May’s to the prospect of the popular Oh Jeremy Corbyn song.
Meanwhile, Johnson will continue his undying support of May whilst he judiciously sharpens his knives under his jacket.
‘Taking the country to Brexit just so I can become PM is working out well,’ admitted Johnson.
‘Imagine what I’ll do when I become leader,’ added Johnson.