The fate of the country now lies in the hands of a few old biddies.
The future of Brexit, saving the planet, and building a fairer society, belongs to people who had free university education and paid £800 for a four bedroom house.
Local Tory Party member, Murial Hislop (93) is getting out her best fountain pen, in order to fill in the form for next Party Leader.
‘I might just go with Anthony Eden again,’ said Hislop.
‘Although, Ted Heath will show those bloody foreigners,’ added Hislop.