With austerity coming to an end, and Brexit happening in a few months, the public are preparing for all the new money that’s coming their way.
The trouser industry have manufactured a post-budget pair of jeans that has up to 200 more pockets to better cope with all the new money.
Local trouser wearer, Peter Thape is sewing a dozen or so extra pockets into his strides, and desperately wishes he had more arms to help shove The Chancellor’s millions onto his person.
‘I can’t believe I ever doubted the politicians; turns out, they’ve been telling the truth all along,’ said Thape.
‘There’s no place like home…There’s no place like home,’ said Mr Thape, kicking his sparkly red heels together.