Trump awarded Nobel Prize for Chemistry


Donald Trump has won the coveted Nobel Prize for his contribution to Chemistry, following his ground breaking work on disinfectant ingestion.   

The modest trophy was handed to him at the glittering reception in Tokyo last night.

Trump told Cutting News about other medical research that he was working on.

‘You put two pieces of bread in the toaster, when they pop up…it tells you if you’ve got cancer or not,’ said Trump.

‘And…crush two packets of Quavers, slowly pour them into your mouth; no more diphtheria when visiting Sudan,’ added The President.