US President, Donald Trump has decided not to attend the funeral of murdered Iranian General, Qasem Soleimani today.
Trump had hoped to pop down and read a small passage from The Bible, before delivering a few touching words to the gathered crowd.
Trump has also cancelled his planned comedy tour of Iran, which included several nights at the Comedy Store in Tehran.
‘I’d prepared quite a eulogy,’ said Trump.
‘I’ll just send flowers,’ he added.