Trump probably not going to attend Soleimani’s funeral


US President, Donald Trump has decided not to attend the funeral of murdered Iranian General, Qasem Soleimani today.

Trump had hoped to pop down and read a small passage from The Bible, before delivering a few touching words to the gathered crowd.  

Trump has also cancelled his planned comedy tour of Iran, which included several nights at the Comedy Store in Tehran.

‘I’d prepared quite a eulogy,’ said Trump.

‘I’ll just send flowers,’ he added.