Trump probably not going to attend Soleimani’s funeral

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US President, Donald Trump has decided not to attend the funeral of murdered Iranian General, Qasem Soleimani today.

Trump had hoped to pop down and read a small passage from The Bible, before delivering a few touching words to the gathered crowd.  

Trump has also cancelled his planned comedy tour of Iran, which included several nights at the Comedy Store in Tehran.

‘I’d prepared quite a eulogy,’ said Trump.

‘I’ll just send flowers,’ he added.