Trump releases new rap album


Politician, and leading cock, Donald Trump has shocked the music world by announcing that he has signed a five record rap/hip-hop deal.   

Perhaps better known for destroying the credibility of the USA, Trump has occasionally spoken about releasing a rap album over the years.

Trump though has been criticised for appearing in the actual music videos, in which he’s surrounded by beautiful girls doing some shaky/vibrating stuff with their anuses.

‘Those are my bitches,’ said Trump.

‘Oh, and hoes; forgot to say that word…bitches and hoes – that’s better,’ he added.