Trump tells Christine Blasey Ford to apologize to Kavanaugh

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Donald Trump has told Christine Blasey Ford to apologize to Supreme Court Judge, Brett Kavanaugh for ruining, what should have been, a really good week.

Ford selfishly spoiled Kavanaugh’s procession to legal greatness with her inconveniently timed recollection of Kavanaugh’s assault upon her.

Ford will apologize in front of the whole Senate, and then be made to stand in the corner with a massive dunce hat on.

‘Brett and I are working on a new law that will encourage victims of sexual assault to apologize to their attacker,’ said Trump.

‘In the good ‘ole days she’d have been birched for this,’ said Trump.