Trump to ban books


Following his decision to ban questions that he doesn’t like, midget-handed nutcase, Donald Trump has said that the reading of books will also be forbidden.

Trump has suggested that publications that seek to educate or inform the people should be tossed into the street, and burned with immediate effect.

Leading Trump fan, Peter Thape has thrown the books of Democrat voters into the street and started to dance around the smouldering magical light source.

‘Yeah! Yeah! More jobs for Americans,’ said Thape.

‘Trump, you can grab my daughter’s pussy, anytime,’ added Thape.