Trump to ban Nerf guns


Midget handed nutcase, Donald Trump has taken a position in the fight to change American gun culture by banning the purchase of multi-bullet Nerf guns.

Whilst this piece of legislation goes through Congress, Trump has vowed to tighten up background checks on those purchasing a Nerf gun with the capacity to shoot a single bullet.

Peter Thape (42) was the recent victim of a rotating barrel Nerf gun attack, and is pleased that Trump has finally taken action to weaken the political grip of The National Rifle Association.

‘Tragically, my six year old son got hold of the gun that we were keeping handy for home protection,’ explained Thape.

‘If the bullets were a little newer, and hadn’t gone all bendy, I would have been in real trouble,’ said Thape.