Donald Trump may have to reconsider the idea of populating America with white, educated, wealthy professionals, after accountant, Stephen Paddock slaughtered 59 people in Las Vegas.
But midget-handed nutcase, Trump will be looking hard into the theory that a brown person may have turned Stephen Paddock’s head.
Stephen Paddock’s inconveniently un-brown skin has rather thwarted Trump’s message of indiscriminate fear of anyone with more than a healthy tan.
‘The victims of the Las Vegas shootings can be reassured that they were not killed by a terrorist,’ said Trump.
‘I think we can all agree that white people can’t carry out acts of terrorism,’ added Trump.