Trump to ban white middle class people from America, following Vegas terrorism

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Donald Trump may have to reconsider the idea of populating America with white, educated, wealthy professionals, after accountant, Stephen Paddock slaughtered 59 people in Las Vegas.

But midget-handed nutcase, Trump will be looking hard into the theory that a brown person may have turned Stephen Paddock’s head.

Stephen Paddock’s inconveniently un-brown skin has rather thwarted Trump’s message of indiscriminate fear of anyone with more than a healthy tan.

‘The victims of the Las Vegas shootings can be reassured that they were not killed by a terrorist,’ said Trump.

‘I think we can all agree that white people can’t carry out acts of terrorism,’ added Trump.