Trump to ban white middle class people from America, following Vegas terrorism


Donald Trump may have to reconsider the idea of populating America with white, educated, wealthy professionals, after accountant, Stephen Paddock slaughtered 59 people in Las Vegas.

But midget-handed nutcase, Trump will be looking hard into the theory that a brown person may have turned Stephen Paddock’s head.

Stephen Paddock’s inconveniently un-brown skin has rather thwarted Trump’s message of indiscriminate fear of anyone with more than a healthy tan.

‘The victims of the Las Vegas shootings can be reassured that they were not killed by a terrorist,’ said Trump.

‘I think we can all agree that white people can’t carry out acts of terrorism,’ added Trump.