Trump to build a wall around Britain

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Midget-handed bricklayer, Donald Trump has announced plans to build a wall around the country, after Britain pledged to uphold the Iranian nuclear deal.

Construction work will begin shortly in Blackpool, where Trump will construct a dwarf wall, suitable for a conservatory, northwards along the beach and following the coastline back round.

Local brickie, Peter Thape has offered some practical advice for The President, and also said that he can borrow his 900 mile extension lead.

‘It’s going to be quite a job if he’s using both of those tiny hands to lift each brick,’ suggested Thape.

‘If he wants to help with the mix, I could possibly asked me mate to start laying the headers,’ added Thape.