Midget-handed nutcase, Donald Trump is to properly kill someone in front of our eyes, deny it, and then completely get away with it.
Trump will kill one the women he’s previously assaulted/had an affair with, or maybe just a Mexican, before sitting down and denying that the killing has happened.
Local man, Peter Thape, fondly remembers a time when the Presidents of America were just half-wits that we mocked from a distance.
‘This bloke can’t be stopped; he’s like that guy in Terminator,’ said Thape.
‘Run! Run! Save yourself!’ added Thape.