Trump to provide hamster wheel for caged Mexican children


Midget-handed nutcase, Donald Trump has answered critics of the American policy to separate immigrant Mexican children by adding a hamster wheel to their cages, so that they can exercise.

Trump is planning to clip a massive feeding bottle to the side of the cage so that they can drink generously in the summer heat.

Plans to add little mirrors dangling from the ceiling have been cancelled, after Trump accepted that that was more of budgie thing.

‘We’re doing everything we can for these children,’ said Trump.

‘Human Rights are very important to us,’ added Trump.