Sales of plastic bottles have spiked in the shops, as people prepare vessels of piss for the visit of midget-handed nutcase, Donald Trump.
The public have set aside their growing prejudice against the use of plastics for the one-off spectacular piss shower that will greet the US President.
Peter Thape is the spokesman for High Street giant, Piss Throwers R Us, and he’s been inundated with people requesting new and exciting ways to welcome the miniature-handed bigot.
‘We’re selling thousands of balloons, plastic bottles, and even cling film for the most daring,’ said Thape.
‘We also have a compostable piss bag made from rice, for the Vegan thrower,’ added Thape.