Tusk told not to get pissed-up again before today’s negotiations


Donald Tusk has been warned not to go into today’s meeting with Theresa May off his tits, like he was yesterday.

After the press conference yesterday, Tusk draped his arm around Jean-Claude Juncker, and told him that he was his best mate.

Tusk then got a massive fuck-off kebab with shit loads of hot sauce on, before falling asleep on the night bus back home.

‘Oh my God, I had a brilliant time yesterday,’ said Tusk.

‘I bet I did loads of embarrassing stuff, didn’t I? Did I? Tell me, honestly. Did I?