All three political leaders have been quick, this morning, to offer solutions to the problem of rogue volcanoes.
Incumbent Premiere, Boris Johnson is offering to privatise volcanoes, with a deal already in place to sell some commonwealth volcanoes to America.
Whilst Jeremy Corbyn is discussing the Nationalisation of all geysers and sulphur-based hot springs.
‘We will revoke the right for volcanoes to exist,’ said Jo Swinson.
‘Or, worst case, make them face downwards,’ she added.