Wall with Mexico will now only be 2ft high

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Donald Trump will still be able to build a wall at the Mexican border, but after a night of political shenanigans in the US, the wall will only be 2ft high.

Trump, who now lacks the support of The House of Representatives, will insist that Mexicans are made smaller in the future.

Trump knows that smaller Mexicans will struggle to scale the wall, and that those that get into the country, will inevitably take up much less space.

‘I’m still in control, and I’m not a nutcase,’ said Trump.

‘New smaller Mexicans, and guns for Rabbis – that’s the future,’ added Trump.