The Liberal Democrat Party have refused to be left out of the hyperbole in the run up to the General Election, by deciding to dislike a religion.
Party Leader, Jo Swinson is asking members if they should choose Hindus or Sikhs, or take a calculated risk in hating Christians on the run up to Christmas.
Swinson is furious that Muslims hate The Conservatives, whilst Jewish people are busy hating Labour, leaving her party without any serious haters.
‘What do you think about that you brown, white, Jesus lovin’ bastards!’ said an aggressive Swinson.
‘Buddha does shit-all; just sits on his arse all day,’ she added.