‘We were 2-0 up when I went to bed,’ says Corbyn


Jeremy Corbyn has woken up to find his political dreams in tatters, despite Labour taking an early lead in the General Election.

Corbyn misread the political runes, and ultimately the nation’s appetite for change.

Even local regular Labour voter, Peter Thape voted Conservative on this occasion.

‘I don’t mind if it’s a more equal society,’ admitted Thape.

‘As long as I can get ahead of the next guy,’ he added.