‘What Election?’ asks May


The Conservative Party have admitted that the re-boot of Theresa May has left her still thinking that it’s the day before the election.

Powering down May on Wednesday has clearly affected her circuits, after she continued to give the same speeches, as if the election had never happened.

A final attempt to re-set May, by asking her to reshuffle her Ministerial Cabinet, has also proved unsuccessful.

‘Wait, I know there’s something meant to be happening on Thursday?’ admitted May.

‘That’s it! It’s the semi-finals of The Chairman’s Cup at the Bridge club,’ added May.