The nation is rightly asking where our Prime Minister, Dominic Cummings is, whilst large parts of the nation are under water.
Cummings has failed to call a COBRA meeting or attended the struggling communities of South Wales and other such riverside disasters.
It is thought that Cummings has dug in in Westminster, sending out his minions, Boris Johnson and Michael Gove to make occasional quotes to the press.
‘The South East is nicely protected against floods,’ said PM, Cummings.
‘Don’t bother me again,’ he added.