Woman claims to have had consensual sex with Alex Salmond

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A woman has claimed to have happily agreed to have sex with Alex Salmond.

The shocking story has rocked the world of politics, where sex is generally forced, paid for, or involves a gimp suit.

The unnamed woman claims to have chosen to see the Scottish politician naked, and allow him to do rude stuff, all for free.

‘Yeah, I know – sounds weird, but it’s all true,’ said the woman.

‘You’re thinking I’m a munter, aren’t you?’ added the woman.