Women around the globe were squirming with excitement this morning after news broke of Justin Trudeau’s wife having Coronavirus.
With his wife possibly dying, Trudeau would be back on the market, and looking for a new squeeze.
Local female, Murial Hislop will be moving to Canada with immediate effect, and placing herself within reach of the most handsome, rich, powerful man ever.
‘I think after an appropriate period of mourning, I’ll make a move on him,’ said Hislop.
‘An hour after she dies should do it,’ she added.