‘Yeah, There’s loads of changes to the deal…Honest,’ says May

fingerBusiness woman in elegant blue suit has crossed fingers behind her back as a form of hand gesture when people are telling lies

Theresa May’s pants could burst into flames at any moment, after she pretended to have renegotiated the Brexit deal last night.

May, who re-worded the same paragraph that she’s been selling for a month, but in a slightly more serious voice, may have done enough anyway.

May is fully aware that people are either too bored or too stupid to want this nonsense to go on for any longer.

‘Once this shit has gone through, I can just walk away…like in a film,’ said May.

‘Who cares what happens; I’ll be minted…whatever,’ added May.