‘Yes, I’m a sex case,’ confirms Boris Johnson


Boris Johnson has taken the unprecedented step of acknowledging his previous sexual indiscretions and inappropriate behaviour.

Johnson will tell the Conservative conference this afternoon that he touched up a journalist, was a philanderer within his marriage, and has children all over the place.

But Johnson will reassure conference that he’s a sex case who still intends to leave the European Union on October 31st.  

‘He may be a sex case, but he’s a sex case that’s on our side,’ said local Brexiteer, Peter Thape.

‘As long as we leave on the 31st he can bum my mum,’ added Thape.