Boris Johnson has taken the unprecedented step of acknowledging his previous sexual indiscretions and inappropriate behaviour.
Johnson will tell the Conservative conference this afternoon that he touched up a journalist, was a philanderer within his marriage, and has children all over the place.
But Johnson will reassure conference that he’s a sex case who still intends to leave the European Union on October 31st.
‘He may be a sex case, but he’s a sex case that’s on our side,’ said local Brexiteer, Peter Thape.
‘As long as we leave on the 31st he can bum my mum,’ added Thape.