Yess!! The passports will be blue; it’s all been worth it

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Street parties have broken out across the country after it was decided that the passports will change colour after we leave the European Union.

Brexiteer, Peter Thape couldn’t be more excited about the news, and is looking forward to handing over the £100+ for a new coloured passport.

Thape is confident that he’s got the extra money to throw away because of all the additional money that will be flowing into the country after March 2019.

‘I’m so pleased that it’s been sorted out. For a minute I thought that the country had been completely ungoverned for 18 months, and obsessed with negotiations for no reason,’ said Thape.

‘I bet even Remainers want one of these brilliant new passports,’ added Thape.