You thought you’d won, you drew, get over it!


The Brexit referendum looks set for a replay, after The Labour Party shifted towards offering a ‘People’s vote.’

Although people voted for the first referendum, people didn’t vote the way that they were supposed to, and so people will be voting this second time to get the decision right.

Local person, Peter Thape is wondering if politicians can be trusted, or indeed whether the public can be trusted, too.

‘We’re all cocks,’ said Thape.

‘Just pass me more crisps, I’ll be on Fortnite if you need me,’ added Thape.