Your corner shop to move to Paris if there’s no Brexit deal

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It now seems probable that everything will close down, and pirates will run the country if no deal is reached before the Brexit date.

People may need to barter for trade, like in the olden days, especially with the nearest Aldi being in Northern Spain.

On a positive note, ambulance drivers have said that they hope to reduce their response time to less than their current 60 hours.

‘It’ll be like the millennium bug,’ said local nihilist, Peter Thape.

‘Different day…same shit,’ added Thape.