‘Your nearest GP surgery will be Chicago or LA,’ admits Trump


Donald Trump has admitted that the nearest doctor’s surgeries will be in America after he’s privatised the NHS.

Waiting times to see a doctor could increase to over a year, and include a flight and 2 day Disney pass as part of the package.

Trump has warned that you may need to book an extra flight back to pick up your prescription, if they’ve not got it in stock, like usual.

‘Don’t be bringing your goolies rash over here, either,’ warned Trump.

‘We only treat gun-shot wounds, and Crystal Meth addictions,’ added Trump.