Jesus back, but now has Coronavirus

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One of the leading characters of the Bible, Jesus is back from the dead, and in an ICU ward hoping to make a full recovery.

Jesus’s extraordinary reincarnation has put him in hospital at a vulnerable time though, and not surprisingly he’s contracted Covid-19.

Jesus told Cutting News how he’s ended up on an NHS ventilator following his close scrape with death.

‘I presented at A & E with superficial flesh wounds on my hands and feet,’ said Jesus.

‘I think I’ve caught something there; they had no PPE,’ added Lord Jesus.