‘Jesus, can we have the eggs, today?’ everybody asks


Up and down the country, people are asking the Lord Jesus if it’s ok to have an Easter egg today, ‘cause it’s sort of Easter.

Many people are wondering if you can have a small egg, or an egg from a less favourite relative today, thus saving the bigger egg for Sunday.

Local egg eater, Peter Thape has resolved the theological dilemma by giving his children a packet of mini eggs today, the Poundshop egg from Sheila at work tomorrow, and the big fucker on Sunday.

‘I asked myself; What would Jesus do?’ said Thape.

‘This reminds me a lot of the fish and the loaves story,’ added Thape.