New TV show will decide whether Burka, Turban or dead Jew necklace looks more ridiculous


ITV2 are set to cash in on Boris Johnson’s religious intolerance with a new programme that will decide which religious symbol looks the most ridiculous.

The public will be asked to vote, alongside a prestigious judge’s panel including Louis Walsh, and possibly Nicki Chapman from Popstars.

The show, hosted by Ant and Dec (without Ant) welcomes the acts of any group of people who believe in a pretend thing, and can possibly turn it into a song.

‘I won’t be allowed on this show, either,’ said Ant McPartlin.

‘They said I might be allowed on the ITV3 spin off…God said wear silly hats,’ added McPartlin.