God, one of the leading characters in the bible, has accepted that he needs to lower his expectations of Mankind in the modern era.
The Almighty has surprised many of his followers by saying that worshippers do not need to attend a service in particularly bad weather, if on their holidays, or if they’ve got something better on. The Lord added that it’s ok to just turn up for the major festivals, marriages, and funerals. Additionally, The Deity suggested that his congregants just keep to the laws that aren’t too difficult or demanding.
‘You’re already pretending that I exist, so you might as well make up the rules as you go along,’ said an understanding God.
‘The seventh day is all about rest…and if that involves a trip to Alton Towers, then so be it,’ added God.