The Pope is to attend an ‘Anger Management’ course after laying into a group of lepers last night.
One of the group tried to grab The Pope by the arm, but Pope Francis flipped the leper over and drop kicked another, before banging together the heads of two others who’d advanced on him.
The Pontiff believes that the steady increase in Papal violence could be as a consequence of the new restrictions on sex with choirboys.
‘Slapping is better than bumming,’ said The Pope.
‘We’re having that put on a banner in The Vatican,’ boasted The Pope.