Rebuilt Notre Dame to have brand new child abuse section


The Catholic Church is to ensure that any rebuilding of one of their Cathedrals includes a sparkly new area for child abuse.

As money flows in from around the world, Priests have been quick to point out that the new building should be inclusive of everybody’s needs.  

Vatican boss, Peter Thape believes that the fire has done an excellent job of helping people forget the historical crimes of The Church.

‘And, we’re going to chop down the last few Oak trees to make a new roof,’ said Thape.

‘You could build 10 hospitals with the money you’ll be giving to The Catholic Church,’ added Thape.