‘Thank God the boring Sunday services are over!’ says Jesus


Jesus of Nazareth, one of the leading characters in The Bible, has expressed great joy that The Church have announced an end to compulsory Sunday morning services.

Jesus, whose presence is often required by The Church on a Sunday morning, has said that he hopes to use his freed-up time more constructively.  

Jesus is looking at a new Sunday morning breakfast club initiative aimed at local businesses, with the target of increasing networking opportunities.

‘I could use Sundays much better,’ admits Jesus.

‘We were only using the service as a tick-box exercise to get kids into local faith schools,’ added Jesus Christ.