‘We’d sign Gary Glitter if he scored Tries,’ say Catalan Dragons


Catalan Dragons Rugby League Club have announced that they’ll sign anyone who’ll improve their side, however abhorrent a human being they are.

After signing despicable homophobe, Israel Folau, Dragons Chief Exec, Peter Thape says that scouting staff are currently looking at Pol Pot, and Adolf Hitler.

Thape reinforced that success on the pitch, and the money that comes with it, would always be put ahead of doing the right moral thing.

‘The great irony is…that if there is a God, as Israel suggests…’ said Thape.

‘Then, for the things Israel said…he’ll be going to hell for a long time,’ he added.