3 – 4 a.m. to be moved to a happier time of day


Those people who lie awake through the night, pondering over general nonsense, are rejoicing at the news that 3-4 a.m. will be moved to a new time.

The National Time Audit (NTA) have accepted that the hour of 3-4 a.m. could be added to the afternoon ones instead.

Chairman of the NTA, Peter Thape has been under significant pressure to move the hour after receiving numerous complaints that the time was being used for over-thinking stuff, and negative thoughts. A proposal to move 4-5 a.m. is also to be considered.

‘That hour is a waste of time. People are rarely thinking about pretty flowers and candy floss,’ said Thape.

‘If you’re going to have an hour like that, you’re better off having it in daylight, with people around,’ said Thape.