55,400 British people dead since virus began


Since China informed the world about Coronavirus in mid-January, over 50,000 people in this country have died.

Fortunately, only one of those has been from the virus itself, allowing us to spare a few thoughts for the 1370 people who ordinarily die each day in the UK.

Nobody particularly wants to die, except those people with terrible illness, and those plagued by severe mental health issues, so let’s keep things in perspective.

‘It’s all a load of bollocks,’ said local man, Peter Thape.